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[VCobra]

Here for all your rambling needs.

Spam away.

But PLEASE try to make this one as funny as the one before last. The one I just closed was all about 'this car is good cause of this' BS.
Bring back the funny stuff people!!

[chimera92]

in first
last day in Paris, just came home from the moulin rouge As much as i don't want to go home, am looking forward to some mods on the prelude, and selling the old one

[SnowWhiteLude]

First post = car talk. You fail.

[VCobra]

didn't take long did it snow

[SnowWhiteLude]

Bwahahahahaha I haven't seen fail that hard in a while. Ok I have a social dilemma - I am having an impromptu poker nite at home tonite with a bunch of my GF's close high school friends from yesteryear. Is it impolite of me, the host to fleece them and take all there money? Is it also a faux pas to ensure this by being a good host an refilling their drinks as often as possible?

[VCobra]

It's not only acceptable it is encouraged!

As you are the host you are expending the most money before even playing cards. It's only right you get compensated for allowing them to use your resources.

[Son of Eevil]

Snow, I think it is socially acceptable for you to pick the most attractive one and insist that to gamble she has a 3-some with you and your girlfriend.

It would be rude not to ask.

[SnowWhiteLude]

You Sir are correct!l I am also supplying sausages, bread, onions and sauce. Also the LPG for the BBQ, and my valuable time to cook the said food.

I should deduct something for that I guess! Cheers... guilt free winning here I come!

[SnowWhiteLude]

Snow, I think it is socially acceptable for you to pick the most attractive one and insist that to gamble she has a 3-some with you and your girlfriend.

It would be rude not to ask.

She isnt turning up til later - hopefully half cut too.

[VCobra]

remember, pics or it didnt happen.


just set up hidden cameras under the table to read peoples cards. When and if you get busted just say it was for some upskirt porn.

[SnowWhiteLude]

With such a quick reply it sounds like you are speaking from personal experience!

[SnowWhiteLude]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyl...-1226159940991

Made me laugh...

[Son of Eevil]

You Sir are correct!l I am also supplying sausages

Not a bad way to be subtle about a 3-some invitation, but try:

"I'll provide the sausage, but we need an extra onion."

Works a treat every time!

[VCobra]

Extra onion made me lol.

And Snow, it reminds me of the boat give away on the simpsons

[SnowWhiteLude]

I will report back - hopefully with a pic or three!